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birdman55
Joined: 09 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:09 pm Post subject: 5 other ways we could we have got 50K? |
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1. Make the Yeovil subs serve food behind the Westland stand whilst they are waiting to come on, that will save the wages of the service staff for a year.
2. First 1000 cars in the car park pay £50 per head and get a wash and polish and a free car sticker for when they come out of the ground.
3. Fine the Westland fans £25 per head when the chant " you dirty northern bastards is sung"
4. Sell £10 raffle tickets to each fan that enters based on how long it will take for Colin Miles to get injured and led off the pitch
5. Have a sponsered traffic jam in the car park after a match raising £1 per minute for each car that takes more than an hour to get out (might just get enough there to buy Johno back along with Gav!!)
Any other suggestions? |
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ericgi
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: 5 other ways we could we have got 50K? |
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Could always do what is often done here in the States and do one of the following:
1) a "50/50" type raffle for a game-worn shirt or some other item of value, or 50% of the money in.
2) "sin tax" on booze and/or food at restaurants/pubs
or how about a luxury tax on big fat clubs like ManUre and Chelski, seems they have too much money on their hands as it is! |
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bowerboy
Joined: 08 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:53 am Post subject: |
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Mmmmmm ;-)
1) We could always fine the supporters who leave 5 mins early? Make them pay a toll to get out of the gates!
2) Slap parking style fines on the fans standing on the Yellow lines on the terrace.
3) Increase the car parking charge just so we continue with the government theme of taxing the motorist.
4) The old bucket collection always worked in the past along with a Richard Digence concert or two! |
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DS
Joined: 09 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:10 am Post subject: Re: 5 other ways we could we have got 50K? |
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| Sell the rest of the team ?? :lol: :wink: :twisted: |
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Tallglover
Joined: 08 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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We won't sell the rest of the team, trust me....
...we'll give 'em away!!!!!!! |
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DNB
Joined: 08 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:28 pm Post subject: Re: 5 other ways we could we have got 50K? |
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Quote: › docWrite("quote")Code: › docWrite("code")3. Fine the Westland fans £25 per head when the chant " you dirty northern bastards is sung"
If it is Poll I want to vote for this suggestion, :wink: Certainly will not be getting £25 unless we play a team North Of BLOODY STOCKPORT
:x :x :? |
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yeovil4eva
Joined: 09 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| draw false ticket numbers (i.e of tickets that haven't been sold) out of the hat for the golden gamble draw. no one will ever notice no one collects the money, might make a few grand |
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